How did I get into the website
business?
My husband, Seth and I have been married for about
eight years now. Our anniversary is Dec 13. While
we were engaged, I started dancing at a local strip
club to help pay for the wedding. Six years later, I
finally gave it up for good (I hope!)
I've always been very sexual, and Seth and I started
'swinging' with other couples before we got married.
In 1999, we moved to Florida and while searching for
new and cool couples to play with, we happened
across a webgirl named Hone (who no longer has a
site). We saw how much fun she was having and how
much fun her members were having, and decided we'd
like to give it a try! Hey, I love to show off my
body (I hate to admit it, but I'm a bit of a
late-bloomer and didn't start getting really into
wild stuff until Seth came along!), I also really
wanted to slowly get out of the strip club business
and be at home more and have more time for the
things I love, like traveling..
We started our first site in 1999 with absolutely no
clue what we were doing (sometimes I think we still
don't!). We dove in head first, and of course it was
a disaster! Guys loved it, but we got our first
month's bill for bandwidth and our eyes popped out!
We had a total of four members and not nearly enough
money coming in to play the bill, so after one short
month, we shut it down ;-(
We liked the idea of having a site, but we knew it
wasn’t the right time for us. We moved back to
Michigan a year later ( I know....we moved from
Florida back to Michigan? Yeah, we're a
little nuts....but our family was back there) and
starting playing around with the idea again. Then we
happened to run across a couple of old friends from
our early swinging days and discovered that while we
were gone, they had both gotten into the website
stuff! Well, that sealed it, we were all for it and
while I finished my last year of college,
nudecollegechick.com
was born! My first members signed up in December
2000 and I've been diving in and learning as I go
ever since then!
I’ll be honest, I am learning slowly about the web
work side of the site, things like updating and all
the technical stuff so for now, I'm doing more of
the 'fun' things like gangbangs and having webcam
parties with girlfriends! But I am learning, slowly,
and every day, I'm taking more of the responsibility
of the site from Seth, who stays busy growing our
little porn empire!
So how did nudecollegechick.com become The Nympho?
Simple. I graduated....I'm not a college chick any
more! We thought about site names...and Seth
suggested that we just say what I am...a nympho!
In the years since, we've had a lot
of fun and learned a whole lot and had plenty of
good and bad experiences. We've had our billing
company disappear on us (owing us money!), we've had
shoots and parties that didn't turn out as planned,
we've even had so-called 'friends' stab us in the
back...but for every negative thing that's happened
over the years, we've had plenty more positive.
We've become good friends with many of our original
members and met and became friends with plenty more.
We've learned more about what our members want to
see from us, and learned how to have some of the
wildest, most fun parties and live shows ever seen!
We've added other sites to our 'network' and my
little homemade amateur site has grown into one of
the largest amateur sites in the history of the net
- something we're quite proud of!
In May 2006, we decided that the
sites were doing well, money was not the concern it
used to be and it was time to take our sites and
business to the next level...and take us to where we
wanted to be, sunny Arizona! We had visited Arizona
a number of times and loved it, and when we had the
chance to make the move away from Michigan (for
good!) we did it in a heartbeat...and we're loving
every minute of it! Our original plans were to make
Arizona an 'intermediate' step to moving to Southern
California...but we've had so much fun and met so
many great people here, I don't think we'll be
leaving!
I consider my site - and all the
sites we run - as 'amateur' sites, 'cause we're NOT
some big corporation, we're mostly just Seth & I
doing it all. Yes, I have done - and continue to do
- some 'pro' adult videos in LA (you may have seen
me in some videos!) but even as I get busier and
busier doing 'LA shoots' I don't consider myself a
'porn star' - I'm just Alanna and my first love will
always be my website!
My stats
I am 5 ‘ 7” tall and am think I'm somewhat
proportionately fit. Even though some clothes fit
different, I wear a medium or 6 in panties, size 7
in jeans/pants and go for a S or M in shirts/tanks.
I figure to buy a M if it’s made out of cotton
because I'll always shrink it ;-)
My bra size is 36B…hey, that's an improvement over
the 36A I used to be! (and NO, silly people, I
didn't get a boob job, my boobs have just grown - a
little - over time!)
I get asked a lot what my favorite color is and what
I like to wear. I like reds, blues, whites, blacks,
and different shades. That didn't help? I'm not
surprised. I will say I am a picky person. I guess
you can call me ‘high maintenance’ (Seth does!) I
don’t like neon. I have tried neon clothes for the
club and simply don’t like the way it looks or how
it really shows up in the dark. I can wear white or
bright colors, tho. We like to decorate with bright
colors, and like my clothes, we are little bit
'funky' when it comes to decorating.
I like to be natural and natural looking. I hardly
wear makeup. On certain occasions I’ll wear makeup
but often it makes my skin break out. It used to be
I wouldn't be caught dead without a bra, but these
days, I'm just as likely to be without a bra (and
panties) as with! (Check some time!)
The only thing on me that isn’t natural is my hair.
I do get it colored blonde. I used to have a light
brown hair color but Seth suggested I lighten it. I
tried it, loved it and loved how much more attention
I get (gentlemen DO prefer blondes!)
My eyes are hazel and sometimes look brown. I guess
it depends on my mood.
I watch a lot of TV...we have our nightly ritual of
unwinding and watching some boob tube, much like
most people! We're Family Guy freaks (Seth's sons
said he looked like Peter...good thing he's not as
dumb!) and love 24, American Idol, Sex & the
City...We're huge Friends fans..we've seen every
episode so many times, we can tell the jokes (on
re-runs) before the stars do. We're also big fans of
That 70's Show (hey, ya gotta love a show that shows
people smoking weed on a regular basis! We even met
(and flashed for) Tommy Chong! Yeah!). I also love
the Monkees (see below) and - gulp - I'm a big
Little House on the Prairie fan. Yes, you read that
right. As far as movies...Pulp Fiction is a favorite
(we've watched it probably 100 times!) and silly
stuff like Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle and
EuroTrip are favorites, too...
Music? I'm mostly into alternative
music - my current favorites are the RHCP, Kaiser
Chiefs, Panic! At the Disco, stuff like that...but I
also appreciate lots of other types of music, and
you'll find everything from Johnny Cash to Days of
the New in my CD collection...I'm a huge fan of the
Monkees and I love 80’s music and find myself very
rarely listening to country even though I think
Garth Brooks is one hell of a handsome man! What
can I say? I love dorks!.;-)
Sexuality
This is the part you're really interested in, huh?
Well, it won't take much and you'll discover I’m a
major pervert through and through and I’ll tell it
to you like it is. I am very bisexual and have
known it for many years (even before Seth and I
started swinging....but I just couldn’t admit to it
then - guess I was a ‘closet bi’). Seth called it
‘bi curious.' I guess I'm a bit past the 'curious'
stage now! Today I can easily admit to anyone -
well, almost anyone - I am bisexual! I love
women a lot, but I still love men first (I'm not
ever going to give up dick!) My first memorable
experience with a female was at a swingers party.
The couple was a little older than us but very
attractive. I was so afraid to, um, 'go down south'
on her (isn't everyone a little shy the first
time?). But she tasted great and I loved it! Since
then, I check out women as much as Seth does. We're
always pointing out hot women to each other....if
you're a chica and think I'm staring at you, it's
probably because I'm picturing you naked!
What else do I like? Well, you name it ;-) I really,
really do love it when a man (or lots of
men!) cum all over me, all over my face, in my
mouth, right down my throat and then having the guy
feel my throat as I swallow his cum! What a rush!
Seth couldn't believe it the first time I swallowed
his cum... I think he decided to marry me right then
and there! I just love the taste, the naughtiness of
it...I feel like such a bad girl!
I just love oral sex and I always
have (giving and receiving!). I'm working on my
deepthroating technique (Seth's always willing to
let me practice on him!) and - strangely enough - I
really like being forced down on a big cock, maybe
gagging a bit...yeah, I'm a pervert!
Just like a lot of girls won't do that, a lot won't
try anal, either. But not only have I tried it, I
LOVE it! Sure, sometimes it hurts (especially
when the dick is a big black one) but I love how
much it turns a guy on, and in turn that turns me
on! I've done double penetration, too....at first it
wasn't very comfortable, but I've learned a few
tricks (it's harder than it looks in the movies!)
and now the feeling of having both my pussy and ass
(mouth, too!) stuffed full all at the same time is
such a huge turn on!
Really, when it comes to sexually, I am up for
almost anything! There are a very few things I WON'T
do...gross and illegal stuff, obviously, and fisting
- sorry, but my pussy is tight and I (and Seth!)
want to keep it that way! Seth and I both are major
voyeurs...Seth loves to watch me getting fucked and
vice-versa.
Me and you,
getting it on
So you're thinking, how I can I get with this horny
nympho chick? Is there a chance? Well, yes, there's
a definite chance....but you need to
learn, know and remember a few things.
Where and when, first of all....well,
Seth and I are swingers, so we go to swing clubs
wherever we're traveling (which is all over the
country). Members know the whens and wheres.
Sometimes I'll meet people I like at swing parties
and invite them to do photo shoots with me. We also
go to a lot of webcam girl parties that have -
sometimes, anyway - after-parties that include
members and others. Once in a great while, I'll
invite someone we've met to join me at our place for
some fun or photos.
The best chance, tho, is to come to a party that
we're throwing (and we throw some wild ones!) Check
out the schedule and info at
FuckFestParties.com
and make your plans to attend!
So it is quite possible (I am
a nympho, after all, I've gotta have my dick (or
pussy!) But....
The first rule -and the first rule of
swinging period - is NO MEANS NO. It
doesn't mean keep pestering me 'til I say no 12
times, it doesn't mean not now, it means
NO. If I say no to you, for whatever reason,
that's the way it is.
Just as important to remember is MY
number one pet peeve. This rule has stayed with me
since Seth and I started doing swinging things, and
that is IF YOU WANT TO HAVE ANY REMOTE CHANCE OF
HAVING SEX WITH ME, please oh please,
right from the start, don't be an ass.
Don't even try some macho, I've got a big dick,
baby, c'mon, how 'bout it crap. It's simple:
if you're PUSHY, there's no PUSSY! Try
hanging with me and being nice and NOT pushy. Don't
assume, don't beg, don't keep pestering me, thinking
I'll give in. It only turns me off. Completely.
And I don’t care if you were nice at first and got
the idea you were getting some just because I have a
website. If you're SURE you're gonna get
some, you probably won't! That might sound
rude but it’s true. I just plain can't stand
egotistical guys or pushy people....I may even say
to you “possibly but no guarantees” but don’t make
an assumption that means “I am in!!” ...that just
means you're doing something right, so continue to
be nice and maybe.
Here's an example: one of my current members (you
know who you are!) came to one of the webcam parties
I was attending. He was cool and chatted with me.
He then understood to leave me alone and let me
mingle. Even after 'stuff' started between me and
some other guys, he sat there and didn’t stare and
drool but calmly just sat and watched. I was VERY
IMPRESSED. I was impressed enough that by the end of
the night, I directed Seth into a quiet room and
invited my member into the room, and we did stuff
behind locked doors. That was my way of saying
“thank you for being nice and not pushy.”
Boring stuff
We live in Arizona, in a nice suburb of
Phoenix...we're livin' large these days - we just
moved into a big new house that we love...life is
good! Yeah, it's hot in Arizona - those summer days
of 110-120 degrees can be a drag - but when we
consider that during the 'shitty season' in Arizona,
we walk around in shorts and t-shirts and swim
pretty much every day, while back in Michigan during
the 'shitty season' we'd have to bundle up against
below-zero temps and shovel snow...so we'll take
Arizona any day!
I was born in Ohio while Seth was born, well, in the
middle of nowhere. I was raised in a nice, Christian
family in a nice middle class neighborhood where I
learned to downhill ski and traveled a lot. Seth
grew up pretty much on a farm, was raised to be
polite and proper and be boring....now, look out!
We're both sex-crazed, pot-smoking,
devil-worshipping freaks! (well, okay, we're not
devil worshipers, but the rest is true!)
Stupid little things about me
I love M & M’s, finding time to read, and working on
this site. I also love to travel, downhill ski, and
find new adventures along the way. A couple of
years ago, I found myself getting more and more into
history, and now I can’t get enough of it. My
biggest interest is how people really lived in the
1800’s.
I don't smoke cigarettes, and I drink occasionally,
but I'd rather smoke pot. It's a better feeling, no
hangover and dammit it SHOULD be legal! I really
didn't get into smoking until a few years ago, and
I'll smoke to relax a few evenings a week. I'm still
paranoid that everyone will think I'm a terrible
person because I get high, but hey, even our
ex-president has done it! I'm not and never will be
into anything heavier than the miracle weed, tho.
I love meeting new people and being creative in
turning them on sexually because I am changing
sexually every day. l talk.
I hope I haven’t forgotten anything!
If there's something else you wanna
know, email me! (alanna
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